Georgie Porgie and Pepe Le Pew

I never liked Georgie Porgie. Kissed the girls and made them cry? What was wrong with that pig? At least I could put the book down. Close the book! Damn that Georgie! Knock it off!

I never liked Pepe Le Pew. Leave that cat alone! My chest seized watching that stinking skunk maul the cat. Knock it off! The cartoon seemed to go on and on. Knock it off!