Along a more mundane and typical road:
We intended to get Beren to bed early, but instead I combed the knots from his hair, got him in the tub, applied shampoo to the back (only) of his head, and soaped his back and chest. Victory.
Meanwhile, Jared stole my library book.
Set mouse traps
Cat in basement
Cups of water upstairs
Salsa to fridge
Overtired kid to bed